It’s August 3, 2007 and time for…
Dale Irvin’s Friday Funnies
August? Already? Where has the summer gone? But enough questions for now, let’s dive right into the meat of this week’s top stories. Pass the gravy.
THE WEEK IN REVIEW

It has been a long cold week in Chicago. As the Bears were losing the Super Bowl in the rain, we here at home were bringing our brass monkeys indoors. The average temperature for the last week has been 4 degrees and the wind chill factor has been close to Absolute Zero; the temperature at which premium vodka freezes. To stay warm, I have been burning the newspaper sports pages. Here are the stories from the rest of the newspaper.

THE WEEK IN REVIEW
This Is Not What I Meant By Dutch Treat – Amsterdam, Netherlands has always been a fun place, with hookers on every corner and "coffee shops" that make Starbucks look like juice bars, but I think they have finally gone too far. A Dutch gym has introduced Naked Sunday where exercise aficionados can pump iron in the buff. This idea can only be described with the word, "eeewwww." There is not enough marijuana in the entire country to make the image of sweaty naked people on stationary bikes seem appealing.