Just the other day, someone called me and said they were “thinking” about having people over for Easter dinner. It is great to be spontaneous, but sometimes these things take a little planning…so Macomb County, if you have not yet decided to cook, or you want to cook, but don’t know what you are going to make, here is one opportunity to get your Easter menu in order.

If you want to get a beautifully prepared ham or turkey for your Easter dinner, you can place orders to get one from St. Sylvester Church. Orders must be placed TODAY BY NOON. The price you pay will depend on the weight and the size of your order.

On the topic of size and weight…that queen of quips, Dorothy Parker once defined eternity as “two people and a ham.” So make sure you consider not only the number of guests you have, but also their eating habits when placing your order.

The St. Sylvester Church is located at 11200 E. 12 Mile Road, Warren. You can call (586) 751-3636 ext. 10 or 11 for more information.